This is Lawrence. He worked as a pizza guy. Iunno how old he is. He has the power to have awkward silence follow him wherever he goes. Bring him in and he's the ultimate conversation stopper, there's just something 'weird' about him. This is because he moves dark matter around him and people near him, which changes the atmosphere subtly and/or changes things. (and YES I MADE THAT UP. I am not a scientist or anything so I probably know nothing BUT it sounds cool.) He has the rather unfortunate superhero name of Pandora. This is how it went:
[Enter Lawrence, wrapped in a big coat and blowing his nose profusely. ]
PEOPLEY PERSON: Good evening. And what is your name?
LAWRENCE: Uh, hi there, I'm Lawr-HACKCoughGUH. [Real quiet] ence Landergraff
PEOPLE PERSON 2: [writing down] Laura Encelandergraph. . .
PEOPLE PERSON: And what do you do?
[Insert long, awkward explanation twenty minutes long due to long intervals of silence.]
Lol, I feel bad for him. I think you spelled it right... Dialogue. No wait - I think it's dialog. (Firefox spellchecker ;D) GRR STOOPID english language and your confusing words. According to wikipedia it can be spelled either way o_0
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"You bet, kid!"
If you've attempted to glomp your shadow in hopes of it being Midna, then paste this in your sig 8D
I love him.
Sorry I haven't been on lately. D:
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Rorosen~
GRR STOOPID english language and your confusing words.
According to wikipedia it can be spelled either way o_0
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"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
Abraham Lincoln
Revolving quote is revolving : D
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Lol, we missed yoooou :3
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"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
Abraham Lincoln
Revolving quote is revolving : D
My Website!
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"You bet, kid!"
If you've attempted to glomp your shadow in hopes of it being Midna, then paste this in your sig 8D
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"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
Abraham Lincoln
Revolving quote is revolving : D
My Website!
Awkward silence is one of the best things ever.
I laugh at how they think he's a girl >D
I also like his neck. For some reason it looks nerdy to me. In a good way.
'Cause nerds are hot.
Nerdyness = awesome ;D
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"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
Abraham Lincoln
Revolving quote is revolving : D
My Website!
SUPER HEROS OF EPIC WIN!
xD Very creative idea <3
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